caging the bird and bleeding the orchid: Archive

michaeeeeeeeeeeeeeel:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

to get a lot of followers you need a popular post

to get a popular post you need a lot of followers

To get a job you need experience

to get experience you need a job

to get a car you need a job

to get a job you need a car

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dumbledore: sit down you little fucks i ain't done yet
dumbledore: to hermione granger thank fuck you read books or else these two dipshits would be dead by now here have 50 points or something
dumbledore: to ron weasley for being an awesome chess player here bro let's fist bump you a little smart ginger 50 points for you too
dumbledore: next for harry potter cuz i know i'm only breeding you to die and i feel bad bro here have 50 points sorry about your shitty life xoxo
dumbledore: and neville here have like 10 points cause i hate slytherin and i need an excuse for gryffindor to win okay dumbledore out

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blowing-trees:

burritoprincesss:

neonir:

retiredparachute:

most-awkward-moments:

I got Belle!

LOL guys I got Kuzco wtf

Well played website, well played

Who is yours?

Alice

…Pocahontas…

I got Alice :D

I got Pocahontas. hahaha